Anyway, this is an extra long entry to make up for it so go get a cup of coffee/beer/glass of wine (yes I know you all too well) and enjoy........

I mentioned Holi, The Festival of Colour on my last update - so here is a cow that was coloured and I spotted dogs/goats and even a chicken that had been coloured!!

Oh and I got coloured by some local kids.

Ghekkos are my regular roommates - but that's good as they eat the mosquito's.
The view over Orchha - one of my favourite places so far - means the "Hidden Village" and is a serious of Temples and a Palace surrounded by forrest.
The Palace at Orccha - I got lost in the serious of interconnecting corridors (no signs!).
A different view over Orccha.
The Western Temples of Khajuragho - these lay hidden in deep forrest for centuries until the British Army found them in 1800's. But look a little closer not all is as you may expect......
These Temples have a number of erotic sculpures around them from the Karma Sutra - there are different theories as to why these are on the Temples - personally I just think the architect was kinky!!
And another one - should point out that although there are a lot of erotic sculptures they are in fact only a small % of the overall - but thought you would appreciate more than an elephant!
A dance show I went along to with costumes and dancing from the different states of India.
Pigs in the middle of a street in Umaria - much hairier that our native pigs.Old Khajuraho Village.

Me, David and Emma - who are from Slovania and were staying in the same hotel.
Kids at Tala Village who were spending the morning collecting fruit (that their dads will make into alcohol then sell) when they should have been at school.
A party to celebrate the end of Holi that I gatecrashed.
The band at the party.
Bandhavgarh National Park.
Me on safari.
The signs that the Tigers were on the move were good when we spotted paw prints.....
The Vultures skulking about were also a sign of Tiger activity......
Right enough not far away the remains of the Tiger kill (after the Vultures had finished with it!) so I was sure we were not far away...then I heard a big Tiger growl and .........
I got so excited then realised that we had just found Ryan the Tiger who had gone to look for his cousin on his own!!!!
Ryan the Tiger enjoying the view from Pachmarhi Hill.
A street party in Pachmarhi - there was even a DJ.
Pachmari Village.
Trekking 23km through the forrest to Chauragarh Temple.
Look closely at top middle of photo there is a thin green snake (couldn't see in sun to get better photo) - according to my trekking guide this poisonous and as it refused to move and he made us change our path to keep out it's way I tend to believe him!!
Yes I did feel as hot and sweaty as I look!
Chauragarh Temple - at the top of the mountain!!
And just to prove I did make it to the top.
My trekking guide Rajkumar and his family.
I have noo idea what the significance of this guy is but liked the photo.....- Spitting - everywhere you go guys just do big dirty grogging spits - one of my most hated habits at the best of times :-(
- Bucket Baths - most hotels you stay in have a bucket in the bathroom - even if they have showers. As many have low water pressure or no warm water you use the bucket to fill up and through it over your head - much more effective than it sounds (certainly wakes you up!!) and also comes in handy for washing your clothes.
- Singing - not only do you hear the constant sounds of chanting from mosques & temples but everyone walks along and sings away to themselves. Though I did get some funny looks when I tried singing along to my MP3 they didn't seem to appreciate my version of Bryan Adams - Summer of 69 ........then again I am tone deaf (and Alice has never forgiven me for standing next to her in the school choir :-)
- Bus Journeys - there is a driver, ticket conductor and at least one other guy who is mechanic/goffer. People hop on and off moving buses and as many people as possible are squeezed in for the ride.
- Prayer - people openly pray and bless themselves and there is generally a very good tolerance between the different religous groups. For example on the bus journey the other day the driver stopped so the conductor could jump off and make an offering of coconut at a temple at the side of the road to bring good luck.
- Genorosity - everywhere you go people will offer you food and water, even though they have hardly enough for themselves. It is difficult to politely refuse but there are warnings of food being drugged (sure that is not the case 99.9% of the time) but mainly it is for hygiene reasons (had enough of the runs!!).
- Questions - it is perfectly acceptable for a stranger to ask you about your relationship, family, education, religion, salary even your phone number and email. I was asked by a 10 year old today if I was christian (said yes as I couldn't get into the whole undecided thing with someone who is 10!!). Generally I tell people I am married as most find it quite strange that someone my age would be single (not that some at home wouldn't agree) and it gets you less hassle from guys (my husband is always on business in the next town I am going to!).
- Photo's - people love getting their photo's taken and will just stop you in the street and ask you to take their photo's.
So after your nagging I've made effort to include some photo's with me in them - just to prove to Audrey I'm not holed up in a bed sit in Saltcoats downloading photo's on line!! Also, thanks to various people for warnings about trouble in Tibet - it wasn't looking good for visit anyway as difficult to get a Visa so is now off the agenda. Going to start working my way down to South of India from here and hopefully be able to get there before the temperatures get too hot for me.
Better go and get organised as have to catch a train in a couple of hours (8 hour journey - if there are no delays - yesterdays 45 min journey turned into 3 hours!).
Hope you enjoyed the update (I did warn you it was going to be a long one)- will hopefully not be so long till the next one.
Jack xx
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